Guess who wins again for Mother of the Year? No, I won’t judge her. These are photos of Christina Aguilera, totally boozed up yesterday, for Halloween. She was some kind of “slutty cop” I think. Not just a “cop” - that skirt isn’t regulation. And neither is getting trashed while in uniform. But it’s Halloween! Let the girl get wasted. She was probably out with her gays - but not Samantha Ronson. Sam isn’t one of Christina’s “gays”. Sam is likely Xtina’s girlfriend at this point. Over the weekend, The Sun’s sources were gossiping away about the state of Christina and Sam’s relationship:
SAMANTHA RONSON is like the Pied Piper of lipstick lesbianism - her tune is a pulling machine. The DJ, seen shopping for pumpkins, has been talking about her latest celebrity conquest CHRISTINA AGUILERA. She joins LINDSAY LOHAN on Sam’s CV of lovers - which would be the envy of Hollywood’s biggest male shaggers.
Sam’s music producer pal MARLON DAVID confirmed that Christina has been involved in threesomes - but it wasn’t the reason for her splitting from husband JORDAN BRATMAN.
Marlon said: “Jordan was never comfortable with Xtina liking girls but he thought it would make the marriage work. Sam said she had a threesome with Xtina in Mexico last month, that’s when she realised she was a ‘hot piece of ass’. Sam said Xtina is ‘horny as a college freshman’.” Marlon also Xtina gave Sam a Skype peep show.”
[From The Sun]
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that little piece of gossip. Here’s my theory: this isn’t a phase for Christina. I know that’s the popular theory, that Christina is just having fun with a lady named Sam just after the split, and that Christina will be back to men at some point. I don’t think so - I think Christina really is into women. And I think she broke up her marriage to be with Sam. We’ll see.