Posted by Orhan Bülbül Labels: Lindsay-Lohan
Did you know that people in rehab got to go on shopping excursions? I didn’t. And here I thought Lindsay Lohan’s rehab was so stuff, what with the lack of crack and caffeine. Turns out, they let the crackheads go to malls. Something tells me that for Lindsay, Old Navy might be the gateway drug (and Forever 21 would be the heroin overdose, in that anology) Plus, have you been to a mall lately? Mine has turned into a total ghetto. I could score drugs down by the Hickory Farms much easier than I could on any street corner.
Lindsay Lohan got to indulge in a favorite pastime on Tuesday during a quick trip outside the walls of her rehab. The Mean Girls star headed to a nearby shopping center for some retail therapy, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Lohan, who is currently in treatment at the Betty Ford Center, went to Forever 21 in Palm Desert, California with an unidentified female.
“Lindsay came in two days ago with another young woman. Lindsay kept to herself, but was friendly. Lindsay bought a leopard sweater, a lot of pajama bottoms, and a ton of socks,” the store manager Tiffany Bennett told RadarOnline.com.
“Her choices were for leisure wear. Lindsay spent about $200 total and she paid for the items herself.”
Lohan’s shopping companion also did some damage, buying up around $300 worth of merchandise.
“We were surprised that Lindsay was so low key,” Bennett said. “The only thing she asked us to do was to hold some of the items at the front until she was finished picking things out.”
According to Bennett, the actress “looks really, really good” and added that locals often spot her at Starbucks.
“She goes to the Starbucks next door all the time.”
Lohan was ordered to stay at Betty Ford until January 3 by Judge Elden Fox. If Lindsay fails to follow any of Judge Fox’s orders, she could face being sent to jail for six months.
Wait, they let her go to Starbucks too? What kind of g-ddamn rehab is this junk? And it’s court-ordered at this point – which, in my mind, means that the crackhead needs to be LOCKED DOWN. I would even suggest tying her to bed at night, just for good measure.