Maybe my mind is just especially scattered today, what with Verizon and I taking a fatwa out against each other, but it really seems like today is the day for “no sh-t Sherlock” stories. Life & Style’s moment comes via the Cameron Diaz-Alex Rodriguez breakup. Now… did anyone think they were still together? Sources were reporting their split nearly a month ago, and Camy has already been spotted out and about (and possibly hooking up with) various dudes, including one sloshed night with Matthew Morrison. So… this story is only amusing because sources spell out why A-Rod and Camy couldn’t make it work: basically, the boning got boring and they realized they hated each other. Basically.
Life & Style can exclusively report that after almost seven months of dating, actress Cameron Diaz and Yankees player Alex Rodriguez have called it quits. “Cameron and A-Rod are no longer dating and have definitely parted ways,” a source tells Life & Style. “He just doesn’t like her anymore. That’s honestly the reason they split.”
Speculation of the breakup began when Cameron was seen leaving Morton’s Club in London with a mystery man on Oct. 19, while A-Rod was playing in the biggest game of the season. Just days later, she was caught leaving LA’s Bardot nightclub on Oct. 21 with Glee star Matthew Morrison. To add more fuel to the fire, A-Rod was seen partying in Las Vegas on Oct. 28 sans Cameron.
“A-Rod got a table at Haze night and a huge group of Romanian models happened to be at the very next table,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “A-Rod was chatting up a storm with the girls and spent the night hanging out with them.” He showed up at the opening of the JW Marriott Marquis Miami last night once again without Cameron.
The romance began in February, when the pair was spotted flirting and dancing at a Miami party the night before the Super Bowl. Since then, Cameron was spotted at A-Rod’s NYC apartment and a variety of hot spots, but they often tried to avoid the public eye. The couple haven’t been seen together since Sept. 22, when they enjoyed some late-night partying in NYC.
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The only reason I will forgive Camy for dating a meathead like this is because she didn’t flaunt it. She wasn’t all Kate Hudson-y about it, like the dick was so amazing and she needed the world to know. Camy knows good dong. And she knows “this too shall pass”. So just had fun, kept it quiet, rarely went out in public with A-Rod, and now she will try her best to pretend that sh-t never happened. Camy is kind of a slut-hero, isn’t she? No judgement, y’all. I respect her. She hit it and quit it, and now she’s all “It? I don’t know It.”